to fly.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

My grandmother mistaken my g-string for a hair band.

what the hell. this is the funniest thing I've ever seen her done.
SHE even said (the below) in teochew "Eh, new hairband ah? Very good looking"

**NOTE**was about to try it on**

Maid: "AH MA! NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS A PANTY!"

Grandmother *GAGS*
then followed by laughter which I figured would never end. sigh.

the.End.

11:17:00 PM let 'em go.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

To Flyer and beyond.

well..

it was good :)

2:35:00 AM let 'em go.

Insomnia caught up on me last night.
I was tossing and turning in bed for almost 2 freaking hours.
Thinking that sheep counting had never worked on me, I guess books would definitely do the trick.

I ripped off the plastic coversheet on the book by Jim Collins "Good To Great", flipped through the new crisp pages with delight.
I saw GRAPHS and thought, "yes, i'm not gonna make it through page 2."

BUT NOOOOOO!
damnit, I read through some 15 pages and felt that this is not going anywhere.

sigh. I guess I'm too attached with the television, couch and the remote control.
I grabbed my pillows and headed downstairs.

Sank right into the usual spot, with the mighty remote on hand, I switched on the TV.
Great! Project Runway.

And.

I fell asleep ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.

Grandma, mum and the maid would always claim -> that I'll definitely fall asleep the minute I lie down on the couch. Thought it was a common conspiracy between them(to make me do stuff for them, false claim bahs)

well, I guess... yea.

now. I'm feeling the same again.insomnia.

2:07:00 AM let 'em go.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

i woke up early today. decided to talk a walk outside and offered to bring in the mails.

AND.

WTH is WITH THIS POSTCARD.

what the fuck, it's a stupid postcard.
my bros saw it, and we had the same expression on our faces, with the same exact verbal vomit.
"URGH, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?"

it reads,
"everyone loves an organic facial(it's a recipe for baby smooth skin)"

behind - I shall quote
VERY VEGAN ORGANIC FACIAL AT $70(U.P $105)
Get a free Very Vegan Organic Facial with a minimum purchase of $150 worth of Organic Products.

URGH. it ruins my morning.

1:20:00 AM let 'em go.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Friday-i'mafraidofgoingthroughitagain,causei'msonotconfidentthaticouldpullitoffbeautifully.

e.r.u.l.i.a.f will be a hard lesson.

ok.wtf.it's3aminthemorning.ishouldjustcutthesecrapanddiveintolalalandasap.

2:59:00 AM let 'em go.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

disastrous.

I thought it was alright. but it wasn't.

I thought it wouldn't be that bad. but it was.

I thought i could make it. but i couldn't.

I thought and i forgot these are just assumptions.

Complacency is infectious and it consumed me from the insides.

7:40:00 PM let 'em go.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

i can't believe that i just sat there watching tv for the past 6 hours.

6:09:00 AM let 'em go.

Friday, July 04, 2008

FINALLY. CLEARED THE DAMN CLOGGED UP NOTIFICATIONS ON FACEBOOK.
no more, "256 requests" or whatever that is. i forgot how it looked like almost immediately. lol.

whee!

3:04:00 PM let 'em go.

I call this phase of my life, "Getting On"

Whereby,

I wake up anytime I want, be it day or night.
I shop whenever I want
I talk to whoever whenever I want to
I meet whoever I want
I talk gibberish to my brothers every night/day(note: before I sleep)
I discover things that not many, will.

The photograph below will explicitly illustrate the above claim 6

It's real people.

REALLY.

11:13:00 AM let 'em go.